Alberta Inquiry Begs Albertans to Stop Reporting Jason Kenney
“It has to stop,” Alberta Inquiry Commissioner Steve Allan sobbed. “Why don’t these people understand that there’s ‘good’ foreign investmentContinue Reading
Category: Satire
All U of A Alumni Should Tell University to “Pound Sand” Says UCP MLA
In a bold tweet suggesting “all Alberta-based alumnus should politely but firmly tell (the University of Alberta’s fundraising) to poundContinue Reading
Conservatives Plan for Future Candidate Controversies
Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer has worked with his campaign team to try and proactively mitigate several impending disastrous daysContinue Reading
Alberta’s Father Figure Warns UofL Not to Squander Science Commons Opportunity
Balloons, music and cake, do not a happy father-figure make. ~unknown The University of Lethbridge was excited. On Friday, afterContinue Reading
Crowded Alberta Classes to be Addressed by Government
Alberta’s United Conservatives have announced an audacious plan to address classroom crowding. (See Premier, we have thesauruses too!) The planContinue Reading
Nothing to See Here, Alberta Premier Tells Amnesty International
In a scathing response to Amnesty International, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney used the only thing available to a puffed-up littleContinue Reading
Liberal Bus Chooses Forward, Liberal Plane Does Not
Tired of having people thrown under it, the Liberal campaign bus chose to fight back last night.
Alberta to Feed Hungry School-kids Bitumen
Education Minister Adriana LaGrange announced today that the Alberta Government will be continuing the school nutrition pilot that was startedContinue Reading
Alberta Officially No Longer Rat Free
People who have evidence that someone has undertaken an UnAlbertan Activity are being encouraged to visit AlbertaInquiry.ca and give details of their activities.
