It’s not as catchy as the “Barbaric Cultural Practices Hotline” but it’s just as edgy and the UCP wants YOU to share your personal anecdotes, conjecture and conspiracy theories; after all, what, seriously, are we paying $2 million dollars for? Bradford Stoll, spokesperson for the Diligent Use of […]
Scheer’s appearance after over a week in hiding, carries on a long Conservative tradition of expressing shock and dismay when Liberals use their own words against them.
In a stunning escalation of their Facebook rivalry, Brazilian President Jair Bolsanaro has committed to allowing the entire Amazon to burn if French President Emmanuel Macron doesn’t say sorry for calling him a bad president. The tiff started after Bolsanaro had commented to “not embarrass the guy” when […]
“Following the failed 2015 dual campaign slogans of “Just Not Ready,” and “Nice Hair,” our market research and conservative partisan focus groups have led us to a winner,”
In a tragic case of mistaken capitalism, third Party advertiser, True North Strong and Free, says it does not support the content it collected donations for, ordered, and paid for. The third Party advertiser commissioned billboards to run in select cities across the country with a picture of […]
Environment Minister Catherine McKenna denied the carbon tax would increase and then appeared to deny denying it but has since clarified that she denies denying she denied it. Conservative Party of Canada hopefuls were ecstatic. “The Liberals said it wasn’t going to go past $50 a tonne,” said […]
Old Rex was so taken aback by the fact that one woman could possibly be considered competent enough to leave the house without supervision, much less five of them.
Conservative Billionaire and financier David Koch became the first casualty of Alberta’s Energy War Room after the two Koch brothers announced they were pulling all of their investments in Alberta’s oilpatch. “We mean business,” said Energy War Minister Sonya Savage from Edmonton, who gave the kill order after […]
Fulfilling every “totally straight” guy’s worst nightmares, prominent LGBTQ groups have announced that they will be starting up straight conversion therapy camps to spread the gay to more of the population. “We are up against it with all these Churches and their pray away the gay therapy,” said […]