After a video of Andrew Scheer’s 2005 anti-same sex marriage speech hit social media this week, Conservative Campaign Manager Hamish Marshall sent Alberta Premier Jason Kenney a “thumbs up” emoji. “Everyone knows Andrew Scheer is a social conservative but if we can get the Libs to use the […]
In what may have been the fastest lane change in history, over one million Albertans have collectively decided that the next time they go to the polls, ethics will matter more than the economy. “Trudeau says he broke ethics laws to protect jobs?” Alberta’s Premier laughed at the […]
The new definition will be “A feminist is someone who never questions failing policy decisions of a conservative woman”
“I know I used to talk about a “parity of esteem” between trades and professions, but if this drama teacher thinks trades are good, clearly they must be bad,” said the Premier
Alberta’s Participation Ribbon Fiscal Panel led by Former Saskatchewan Finance Minister Janice MacKinnon delivered its eagerly awaited political cover document to Finance Minister Travis Toews today. Toews said he would give his family and friends two weeks to maximize their use of government services before the UCP reveals […]
Alberta Conservatives are outraged that a non-oil and gas company, who is not headquartered in Calgary, could possibly benefit from government representation. After electing the most pro-business Conservative Party in the history of the world, huge swaths of Albertans took to their fainting couches to declare solidarity with […]
“Let me be clear, the only way Alberta can dominate the rest of Canada is if we have a leader in Ottawa who is willing to capitulate to my every demand. Scheer is the person best suited to do that,” declared Kenney confidently.
A few petulant twitter accounts claiming to be from Alberta were saddened to discover they could not become registered Republicans in the United States. It appears the basket-full of Trump supporters thought the “Official” Twitter account of the Alberta Premier’s Office was actually run by Donald Trump and […]
The Liberal Party started its official campaign efforts in earnest with a university professor alienating undecided and soft conservative voters and fence sitters, calling them uneducated. Not wanting to be outdone by the Liberals, Conservative House Leader Candice Bergen reminded everyone that they hate working people too – […]
