Premier Jason Kenney Wraps up Marathon Gay Bashing Session By Attending Straight Pride Parade
Alberta Premier Jason Kenney capped off an over 40-hour gay bashing session that saw the passage of Bill 8 toContinue Reading
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Scheer Makes Pitch to Become Next Prime Minister
“I promise that when I become Prime Minister, voters across Canada will be just as embarrassed as those in Alberta, Ontario, and Quebec currently are by their governments.”
UCP Government and Clergy Celebrate “Really Getting those Queer Kids”
Alberta Premier Jason Kenney sent out a hearty congratulations from his Village People convention appearance in Calgary to his lemmings CaucusContinue Reading
Alberta Votes 2019 Day 8 #ableg #abpoli #abvote
When reached for comment, Freedom Conservative Party leader Derek Fildebrandt said “the FCP is most certainly not ‘Sharia compliant’. I literally just ate a pork chop with a beer.”
Jason Kenney Pitches (W)age Discrimination to Encourage Businesses to Hire Less Qualified Workers #ableg #abpoli #satire
Prior to the minimum wage increase, businesses hired young people out of the goodness of their hearts. That changed lastContinue Reading
Unappointed Minister Looks a Lot Like Jason Kenney #ableg #abpoli #india
Albertans were awed when the miracle on the prairies apparently followed an Alberta politician clear across the world. Nitin Gadkari,Continue Reading
BREAKING: Eco-Terrorism and Government Jobs Being Peddled in Rural Alberta! #ableg #abpoli
Calgary folk were shocked to discover an environmental organization had infiltrated its completely Conservative agricultural mecca in August. ALUS Canada,Continue Reading
Ford Promises Parents, Grandparents and Great Grandparents Will be Consulted on Curriculum
In an un-televised conference with a highly age-diverse assembly in Toronto, Ontario a spokesman for Premier Doug Ford assured votersContinue Reading
