Alberta Premier Jason Kenney capped off an over 40-hour gay bashing session that saw the passage of Bill 8 to out gay kids by jetting off to Calgary to take part in his first Straight Pride festivities as Premier with Federal Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer. “Moo moo, buckaroos,” […]
“I promise that when I become Prime Minister, voters across Canada will be just as embarrassed as those in Alberta, Ontario, and Quebec currently are by their governments.”
Alberta Premier Jason Kenney sent out a hearty congratulations from his Village People convention appearance in Calgary to his lemmings Caucus in Edmonton on the occasion of “really, legislatively fucking up those little queers in junior high.” The trained seals Caucus were busy having what looked like a pool party […]
When reached for comment, Freedom Conservative Party leader Derek Fildebrandt said “the FCP is most certainly not ‘Sharia compliant’. I literally just ate a pork chop with a beer.”
Prior to the minimum wage increase, businesses hired young people out of the goodness of their hearts. That changed last October when the minimum wage increased to the same amount previously reserved for highly educated and experienced employees and those who looked like they had bills to pay. […]
Albertans were awed when the miracle on the prairies apparently followed an Alberta politician clear across the world. Nitin Gadkari, Minister of Road Transport & Highways, Shipping and Water Resources, River Development & Ganga Rejuvenation with the Government of India announced he met with an unknown Minister who, […]
Calgary folk were shocked to discover an environmental organization had infiltrated its completely Conservative agricultural mecca in August. ALUS Canada, a “community-developed and farmer-delivered” program which “sustains agriculture, wildlife and natural spaces for all Canadians, one acre at a time”, claims to help “farmers produce valuable ecological services […]
In an un-televised conference with a highly age-diverse assembly in Toronto, Ontario a spokesman for Premier Doug Ford assured voters their children would not be educated in “fads”. After removing all modern material from Ontario’s health curriculum, Ford’s spokesman informed the crowd that his government had decided to […]
