Category: Satire

Premier Jason Kenney Wraps up Marathon Gay Bashing Session By Attending Straight Pride Parade

Alberta Premier Jason Kenney capped off an over 40-hour gay bashing session that saw the passage of Bill 8 to out gay kids by jetting off to Calgary to take part in his first Straight Pride festivities as Premier with Federal Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer.  “Moo moo, buckaroos,” […]

BREAKING: Eco-Terrorism and Government Jobs Being Peddled in Rural Alberta! #ableg #abpoli

Calgary folk were shocked to discover an environmental organization had infiltrated its completely Conservative agricultural mecca in August.  ALUS Canada, a “community-developed and farmer-delivered” program which “sustains agriculture, wildlife and natural spaces for all Canadians, one acre at a time”, claims to help “farmers produce valuable ecological services […]

Ford Promises Parents, Grandparents and Great Grandparents Will be Consulted on Curriculum

In an un-televised conference with a highly age-diverse assembly in Toronto, Ontario a spokesman for Premier Doug Ford assured voters their children would not be educated in “fads”.  After removing all modern material from Ontario’s health curriculum, Ford’s spokesman informed the crowd that his government had decided to […]