Conservatives Announce 2019 Campaign Theme: “Nice Socks”
“Following the failed 2015 dual campaign slogans of “Just Not Ready,” and “Nice Hair,” our market research and conservative partisan focus groups have led us to a winner,”
Third Party Advertiser Shocked it Got What it Paid For
In a tragic case of mistaken capitalism, third Party advertiser, True North Strong and Free, says it does not support the content it collected donations for, ordered, and paid for. The third Party advertiser commissioned billboards to run in select cities across the country with a picture of […]
Liberals Admit Carbon Tax is Not Increasing, Or Not; Point: Conservatives
Environment Minister Catherine McKenna denied the carbon tax would increase and then appeared to deny denying it but has since clarified that she denies denying she denied it. Conservative Party of Canada hopefuls were ecstatic. “The Liberals said it wasn’t going to go past $50 a tonne,” said […]
Political RnD Podcast Ep18 – Born This Way
Deirdre gets emotional as we talk about conversion therapy and the movement to ban it.
Shouty Old Man Yells at Internet Cloud
Old Rex was so taken aback by the fact that one woman could possibly be considered competent enough to leave the house without supervision, much less five of them.
Have We Forgotten?
Social media was abuzz after an Alberta MLA quoted a quote from a Global News article. The MLA in question, Mr. Grant Hunter, deleted the tweet within an hour and re-posted the article without comment. The article, written by Bob Layton, quoted Werner Von Braun, a scientist largely […]
No Offense, Ladies, But…
Five qualified women are going to moderate the English federal Leader’s Debate in October. Yes, there are five, yes, they are qualified and yes, they are women. So, of course, some people feel the need to dissect that. One person was Rex Murphy. His opinion piece seeks to […]
Billionaire David Koch Becomes First Casualty of Alberta Energy War Room
Conservative Billionaire and financier David Koch became the first casualty of Alberta’s Energy War Room after the two Koch brothers announced they were pulling all of their investments in Alberta’s oilpatch. “We mean business,” said Energy War Minister Sonya Savage from Edmonton, who gave the kill order after […]
LGBTQ Groups Launch Straight Conversion Therapy to Fight Back
Fulfilling every “totally straight” guy’s worst nightmares, prominent LGBTQ groups have announced that they will be starting up straight conversion therapy camps to spread the gay to more of the population. “We are up against it with all these Churches and their pray away the gay therapy,” said […]
