Alberta’s United Conservatives have announced an audacious plan to address classroom crowding. (See Premier, we have thesauruses too!) The plan will see the walls removed from all classrooms in what were formerly known as public schools. “By eliminating literal barriers, we will remove the metaphorical barriers created by […]
In a scathing response to Amnesty International, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney used the only thing available to a puffed-up little bully who is justifying the desire to steal the lunch money of not-for-profits; a thesaurus. “I understood everything that uppity Amnesty International guy was saying and I disagreed […]
Premier Jason Kenney crossed a red line today in a speech to the Oil Sands Trade Show in Fort McMurray. In the video shared by Edmonton CBC Journalist Michelle Bellefontaine, Kenney is seen opining about the way that countries like Russia have dealt with Greenpeace protestors, calling it […]
Albertans, and Canadians, had some laughs yesterday with the #ReportAnAlbertan hashtag. Underneath the mockery, however, is a very real attack on Canadian citizens. Premier Jason Kenney and Energy Minister Sonya Savage announced the launch of the Alberta Inquiry website over social media and the Government of Alberta sent […]
People who have evidence that someone has undertaken an UnAlbertan Activity are being encouraged to visit AlbertaInquiry.ca and give details of their activities.
It’s not as catchy as the “Barbaric Cultural Practices Hotline” but it’s just as edgy and the UCP wants YOU to share your personal anecdotes, conjecture and conspiracy theories; after all, what, seriously, are we paying $2 million dollars for? Bradford Stoll, spokesperson for the Diligent Use of […]
Environment Minister Catherine McKenna denied the carbon tax would increase and then appeared to deny denying it but has since clarified that she denies denying she denied it. Conservative Party of Canada hopefuls were ecstatic. “The Liberals said it wasn’t going to go past $50 a tonne,” said […]
After a video of Andrew Scheer’s 2005 anti-same sex marriage speech hit social media this week, Conservative Campaign Manager Hamish Marshall sent Alberta Premier Jason Kenney a “thumbs up” emoji. “Everyone knows Andrew Scheer is a social conservative but if we can get the Libs to use the […]
In what may have been the fastest lane change in history, over one million Albertans have collectively decided that the next time they go to the polls, ethics will matter more than the economy. “Trudeau says he broke ethics laws to protect jobs?” Alberta’s Premier laughed at the […]