Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer and CPC Lawyers have reacted to the news of Justin Trudeau’s 2001 brownface picture going viral today. 

“We have sent a cease and desist letter to the Liberal Party of Canada and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. As one of only two viable parties in this election, we cannot stand by while the Liberals plagiarize our bigoted candidates’ strategy,” said Scheer, looking extra grizzled, from an airport tarmac on his campaign tour.

“We are calling on Justin Trudeau to withdraw his apology so that they can’t use our argument that a sincere apology will allow a candidate to continue to run for their party,” Mr. Scheer continued. 

Not content to be out-bigoted, Prime Minister Trudeau pointed out during his media availability that he not only did brownface, but also blackface when he was younger.

“I’ve also alienated more female cabinet ministers and MPs than any other Prime Minister in our country’s history,” said Trudeau, “because it’s 2019.”

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