Thank you, Premier Kenney, writes John A. MacDonald statue
Though I must say I am not yet convinced I deserve to be placed on a pedestal.
Alberta Justice Minister says defunding police is only okay when the province does it
Madu politely reminded them Doug Schweitzer was the Justice Minister when that happened and he could not change the past, only spin it to suit his needs today.
Vegan fast food employee in B.C. endorses Erin O’Toole
“People gotta understand that I’m here for a much greater purpose than doing what they want – I’m here to do what I want,”
CPC Promises to Reduce Spending and Cubicle Space
The Conservative Party of Canada released its platform today announcing $53 billion in decreased spending. On the chopping block are inefficiencies, waste and luxury cubicles. “We want to balance the budget within four years but we also want to hand out tax cuts; therefore we need to cut […]
Apologies No Longer Acceptable Says Scheer
Since the Liberals are now in the hot seat for egregious errors in judgement, Scheer has rescinded his pledge to forgive people who apologize. “I think we’ll be able to show that the Conservative candidates are held to a much higher standard than someone who dressed up as […]
UCP Launches Environmental Practices Snitch Line
It’s not as catchy as the “Barbaric Cultural Practices Hotline” but it’s just as edgy and the UCP wants YOU to share your personal anecdotes, conjecture and conspiracy theories; after all, what, seriously, are we paying $2 million dollars for? Bradford Stoll, spokesperson for the Diligent Use of […]
Jason Kenney Pitches (W)age Discrimination to Encourage Businesses to Hire Less Qualified Workers #ableg #abpoli #satire
Prior to the minimum wage increase, businesses hired young people out of the goodness of their hearts. That changed last October when the minimum wage increased to the same amount previously reserved for highly educated and experienced employees and those who looked like they had bills to pay. […]
Unappointed Minister Looks a Lot Like Jason Kenney #ableg #abpoli #india
Albertans were awed when the miracle on the prairies apparently followed an Alberta politician clear across the world. Nitin Gadkari, Minister of Road Transport & Highways, Shipping and Water Resources, River Development & Ganga Rejuvenation with the Government of India announced he met with an unknown Minister who, […]
BREAKING: Eco-Terrorism and Government Jobs Being Peddled in Rural Alberta! #ableg #abpoli
Calgary folk were shocked to discover an environmental organization had infiltrated its completely Conservative agricultural mecca in August. ALUS Canada, a “community-developed and farmer-delivered” program which “sustains agriculture, wildlife and natural spaces for all Canadians, one acre at a time”, claims to help “farmers produce valuable ecological services […]
