CPC Promises to Reduce Spending and Cubicle Space
The Conservative Party of Canada released its platform today announcing $53 billion in decreased spending. On the chopping block areContinue Reading
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CPC Hopes Canadians will Elect Their First American Prime Minister
Conservatives from around the country descended on Ontario this weekend to campaign for their leader in a province that matters,Continue Reading
“It’s Not a Conflict of Interest When We Do It,” Says Alberta Premier
An Okotoks man who accidentally shot a potential thief on his property is heading back to court after being suedContinue Reading
Andrew Scheer Not Licensed to Sell
Canadians were rocked with yet another political scandal over the weekend when the Globe and Mail finally released a storyContinue Reading
Federal Party Leaders Thankful They Can Focus on Other Provinces
Federal party leaders breathed a sigh of relief after a recent EKOS poll confirmed none of them need to botherContinue Reading
Today in Canadian Politics: Which Party is Most Racist?
It’s the age old question, and one that, frankly, we aren’t quite sure why we’re trying to answer in theContinue Reading
Apologies No Longer Acceptable Says Scheer
Since the Liberals are now in the hot seat for egregious errors in judgement, Scheer has rescinded his pledge toContinue Reading
CPC Upset Liberals Plagiarizing their Candidate Strategy
Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer and CPC Lawyers have reacted to the news of Justin Trudeau’s 2001 brownface picture going viralContinue Reading
“The camera experienced it differently,” – Trudeau on Brownface Picture
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is both apologizing and defending his appearance in brownface at a party in 2001. Photos surfacedContinue Reading
