In post-electoral reform Canada, the numbers are amazing. Andrew Coyne recently tweeted that, in 42 federal elections, the two main parties had never had less than 33% in the polls. For those keeping track, that’s the exact number of elections Canadians have voted in; ever. Even more amazing […]
“The only thing better than a slice of pizza is my plan to help you get ahead. That’s what I’ll deliver – more money in your pockets.” Andrew Scheer, ignoring the world-wide Climate Strike As hundreds of thousands of Canadians, many of them under the age of 18, […]
Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer has worked with his campaign team to try and proactively mitigate several impending disastrous days of media coverage related to candidates saying stupid shit online. As it turns out, about 70% of the nominated CPC candidates thought they had signed up to run […]
Tired of having people thrown under it, the Liberal campaign bus chose to fight back last night.
“Following the failed 2015 dual campaign slogans of “Just Not Ready,” and “Nice Hair,” our market research and conservative partisan focus groups have led us to a winner,”
Old Rex was so taken aback by the fact that one woman could possibly be considered competent enough to leave the house without supervision, much less five of them.
The Liberal Party started its official campaign efforts in earnest with a university professor alienating undecided and soft conservative voters and fence sitters, calling them uneducated. Not wanting to be outdone by the Liberals, Conservative House Leader Candice Bergen reminded everyone that they hate working people too – […]
“I promise that when I become Prime Minister, voters across Canada will be just as embarrassed as those in Alberta, Ontario, and Quebec currently are by their governments.”